Only a sheep and a sheepdog were washed up with him. After looking around, he realised that they were stranded on a deserted island. After being there a while, he got into the habit of taking his two animal companions to the beach every evening to watch the sun set.
One particular evening, the sky was a fiery red with beautiful cirrus clouds the breeze was warm and gentle - a perfect night for romance. As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better to the lonely Kiwi. Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm around it. But the sheepdog, ever protective of the sheep, growled fiercely until the man took his arm from around the sheep. After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets together, but there was no more cuddling. Continue Reading »
A woman went to the doctor’s office where she was seen by a young, new doctor. After about 4 minutes in the examination room, the doctor told her she was pregnant. She burst out, screaming as she ran down the hall.
An older doctor stopped her and asked what the problem was, and she told him her story. After listening, he had her sit down and relax in another room.
The doctor marched down the hallway to the back where the first doctor was and demanded, “What’s the matter with you? Mrs. Terry is 59 years old, she has four grown children and seven grandchildren, and you told her she was pregnant?”
The new doctor continued to write on his clipboard and without looking up said, “Does she still have the hiccups?”
Well, step up not further than motivational articles from Motivation For All
If you have nothing else to do, look about you and see if there isn’t something close at hand that you can improve! It may make you wealthy, thought it is more likely that it will make you happy.
George Matthew Adams
Happiness is a perfume you cannot pour on others without getting a few drops on yourself.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
TO: SGI Users
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CONTACT: Louis Semprini, Corporate Mgmt Comm. Coordinator
As Ed McCracken states in a recent report about the real-time protocol, ” the user interface sets out an action item for cutting edge opportunity.” Can we indeed say that skill sets can hardly help but to create the scalable alliances ? We feel that the neophytes will enable focus, focus, and refocus. Having a three-week beta release that is superscalar, it follows that the motif-compliant deliverables work effectively. Why do you think a media-rich skill set does the right thing about missions ? Because guesstimates will pass the baton to the release cycle. I think that red flags ramp up progress on goals. This is why Tom Jermoluk recently announced that personal digital assistants empower the digital open architecture. Surely, we can conclude that the user interfaces indicate that plug-ins utilize a protocol. In order to obtain visual computing, we took a close look at the systems to understand what they mean. Can we indeed say that the interoperable product lines are going to make it happen ? Continue Reading »
Now that Vancouver is to host the 2010 Winter Olympics these are some questions people the world over are asking! Believe it or not these questions about Canada were posted on an International Tourism Website.
Obviously the answers are jokes, and the questions are hilarious; but sadly, the questions were really asked. (really sad. )
Q:I have never seen it warm on Canadian TV, so how do the plants grow? (UK)
A:We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around and watch them die.
Q:Will I be able to see Polar Bears in the street? (USA)
A:Depends on how much you’ve been drinking.
Q:I want to walk from Vancouver to Toronto-can I follow the Railroad tracks? (Sweden)
A:Sure, it’s only Four thousand miles, take lots of water. Continue Reading »