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Well, step up not further than motivational articles from Motivation For All

If you have nothing else to do, look about you and see if there isn’t something close at hand that you can improve! It may make you wealthy, thought it is more likely that it will make you happy.
George Matthew Adams

Happiness is a perfume you cannot pour on others without getting a few drops on yourself.
Ralph Waldo Emerson

TO: SGI Users
FROM: Public Relations
CONTACT: Louis Semprini, Corporate Mgmt Comm. Coordinator

As Ed McCracken states in a recent report about the real-time protocol, ” the user interface sets out an action item for cutting edge opportunity.” Can we indeed say that skill sets can hardly help but to create the scalable alliances ? We feel that the neophytes will enable focus, focus, and refocus. Having a three-week beta release that is superscalar, it follows that the motif-compliant deliverables work effectively. Why do you think a media-rich skill set does the right thing about missions ? Because guesstimates will pass the baton to the release cycle. I think that red flags ramp up progress on goals. This is why Tom Jermoluk recently announced that personal digital assistants empower the digital open architecture. Surely, we can conclude that the user interfaces indicate that plug-ins utilize a protocol. In order to obtain visual computing, we took a close look at the systems to understand what they mean. Can we indeed say that the interoperable product lines are going to make it happen ? Continue Reading »

Now that Vancouver is to host the 2010 Winter Olympics these are some questions people the world over are asking! Believe it or not these questions about Canada were posted on an International Tourism Website.

Obviously the answers are jokes, and the questions are hilarious; but sadly, the questions were really asked. (really sad. )

Q:I have never seen it warm on Canadian TV, so how do the plants grow? (UK)
A:We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around and watch them die.

Q:Will I be able to see Polar Bears in the street? (USA)
A:Depends on how much you’ve been drinking.

Q:I want to walk from Vancouver to Toronto-can I follow the Railroad tracks? (Sweden)
A:Sure, it’s only Four thousand miles, take lots of water. Continue Reading »

A bunch of Indians capture a cowboy named “Clint”, and bring him back to their camp to meet the chief. The chief says to Clint, “You going to die. But we sorry for you, so give you one wish a day for three days. On sundown of third day, you die. What is first wish?”

Clint says, “I want to see my horse.” The Indians get his horse. Clint grabs the horse’s ear and whispers something, then slaps the horse on the ass. The horse takes off. Two hours later, the horse comes back with a naked blond. She jumps off the horse and goes into the teepee with Clint. Continue Reading »

Why didn’t Cupid shoot his arrow at the lawyer’s heart?

Because even Cupid can’t hit a target that small!

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A man was sent to Hell for his sins. As he was being taken to his place of eternal torment, he passed a room where a lawyer was having an intimate conversation with a beautiful young woman. “What a rip-off,” the man muttered. “I have to roast for all eternity, and that lawyer gets to spend it with a beautiful woman.”

Jabbing the man with his pitchfork, the escorting demon snarled, “Who are you to question that woman’s punishment?”

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Your attorney and your mother-in-law are trapped in a burning building. You only have time to save only one of them. Do you have lunch or go to a movie?

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A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. — Benjamin Franklin

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A man and an alligator walked into a bar. “Do you serve lawyers here?” the man asked.

“Sure do,” replied the bartender.

“Good,” said the man, “give me a beer, and I’ll have a lawyer for my ‘gator.”