Choices with Satan at the gates of hell.

At least it was a painless death, and Jack found himself waiting in the long line for his final Judgment.

As he stood there he noticed that some souls were allowed to march right through the pearly gates into Heaven. Others though, were led over to Satan, who threw them into the burning pit. But every so often, instead of hurling a poor soul into the fire, Satan would toss a soul off to one side into a small pile.

After watching Satan do this several times, Jack’s curiosity got the best of him. He strolled over and said “Excuse me, Prince of Darkness, I’m waiting in line for your judgment, but I couldn’t help wondering, why are you tossing those people aside instead of flinging them into the Fires of Hell with the others?”

“Oh them” Satan groaned. “They’re all from New England. They’re still too cold and wet to burn.”

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