“What I don’t like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.”
–Phyllis Diller
“The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn’t for any religious reasons. They couldn’t find three wise men and a virgin.”
–Jay Leno
“The giving of gifts in such a way that no credit will devolve upon ourselves is sufficiently at odds with our routine behavior as to be accounted a mystery, and we may as well give that mystery a name. Santa Claus it is.”
- Cecil Adams, syndicated columnist of the “The Straight Dope”, answering the question “Is there a Santa Claus?” 26-Dec-97 (http://www.straightdope.com/)
“Christmas is the time when kids tell Santa what they want and adults pay for it. Deficits are when adults tell government what they want and their kids pay for it.”
- Richard Lamm
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This entry was posted by Chris Andrews on Tuesday, December 20th, 2005, at 4:22 pm, and was filed in Jokes.
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