MONEY….
It can buy a House
But not a Home
It can buy a Clock
But not Time
It can buy a Book
But not Knowledge
It can buy a Position
But not Respect
It can buy Medicine
But not Health
It can buy Sex
But not Love
Money isn’t everything. And it often causes pain and suffering. I tell you all this because I am your Friend, and as your Friend I want to take away your pain and suffering…
So, send me all your money… and I will suffer for you!!!
I ACCEPT CASH (any currency), MONEY ORDERS,
PERSONAL CHEQUES, CASHIERS CHEQUES,
Electronic Funds Transfer, BPay, Gift Vouchers,
Casino chips, Bonds, Gold, share portfolios etc.
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This entry was posted by Chris Andrews on Wednesday, August 17th, 2005, at 9:40 am, and was filed in Jokes.
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