Q: Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?
A: You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.
Q: What do the female reindeer do when Santa takes the male reindeer out on Christmas Eve?
A: They go into town, and blow a few bucks.
A man goes into a restaurant for a Christmas breakfast while in his home town for the holidays. After looking over the menu he says, “I’ll just have the eggs benedict.”
His order comes a while later and it’s served on a huge fancy chrome plate. He asks the waiter, “What’s with the fancy plate?”
Who replies, “There’s no plate like chrome for the hollandaise!”
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This entry was posted by Chris Andrews on Thursday, December 22nd, 2005, at 2:34 pm, and was filed in Jokes.
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