Quickies, short and sweet.

Q: How many kids with attention deficit dissorder does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Lets go outside and ride our bikes!

Q: What’s the difference between Karate and Judo?
A: Karate is a method of self-defense, and Judo is what bagels are made of.

REDNECK TIP OF THE WEEK
Next time you are too drunk to drive, walk to the nearest pizza shop, place an order, and when they go to deliver it, catch a ride home with the driver.