A couple of weeks before Christmas Santa is thumbing through his logbook to make sure everything’s in order for the Big Day. While going through his logbook, he realizes he’s not current. He needs his Bi-Annual Flight Review, so calls his local FAA rep and arranges for the flight.
After a couple days of studying, Santa’s all set to go. He meets the examiner at the airport. The oral exam goes without a hitch and they start heading out towards the sleigh. Santa then notices the examiner carrying something in his right arm; it’s a shotgun. Santa is really curious but doesn’t want to make a commotion.
When they get to the sleigh, the examiner, loads the shotgun and puts it on his lap. Now Santa has to ask.
“What’s that for?” Santa asks.
“Well, I’m not really supposed to tell you, but, well, you’re gonna have an engine failure after take off.”
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This entry was posted by Chris Andrews on Thursday, December 22nd, 2005, at 3:01 pm, and was filed in Jokes.
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