An accountant gets home late one night and his wife says, “Where in the hell have you been?”
He replies, “I was out getting a tattoo”.
“A tattoo?” she frowned. “What kind of tattoo did you get?”
“I got a hundred dollar bill tattooed on my privates”, he said proudly.
“What the hell were you thinking?” she said, shaking her head in disdain. “Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his privates?”
“Well”, said the accountant, “one, I like to watch my money grow; two, once in awhile I like to play with my money; three, I like how money feels in my hand; and four - instead of you going out shopping on the weekend, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want.”
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This entry was posted by Chris Andrews on Friday, July 8th, 2005, at 7:56 pm, and was filed in Jokes.
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