Imagine that? On a site set up to host terrible jokes. (You can read that very joke here called Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses).
Thanks to Walter Schweeny for bringing this to my attention. Other jokes to be considered funny include:
Patient: “Doctor, I’ve got a strawberry stuck up my bum.”
Doctor: “I’ve got some cream for that.”
Which was found to be hilarious in the UK, Ireland, Australia and New Zealand. And this one that Americans and Canadians like, because they like to feel superior:
Texan: “Where are you from?”
Harvard graduate: “I come from a place where we do not end our sentences with prepositions.”
Texan: “Ok, where are you from, jackass?”
The incredibly surreal joke, found amusing by the French, the Danes and Belgians was:
An alsatian went to a telegram office and wrote: “Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof.”
The clerk examined the paper and told the dog: “There are only nine words here. You could send another ‘Woof’ for the same price.”
“But,” the dog replied, “that would make no sense at all.”
That last one is appeals to me actually! Read more about the study by the clever sods at the telegraph who clearly think too hard about these things.
A man went to a zoo, but when he got there there was just one little dog stood in a cage panting.
It was a shitzu.
=P
December 2nd, 2005, at 12:53 am #I’d have to say Wilko’s blows those other “jokes” out of the water… I mean wow dude.. good one. I actually laughed out loud for that one.
[The Shitzu joke is alot funnier if you’ve seen the Trigger Happy skit
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December 2nd, 2005, at 12:34 pm #Yeah, it’s a blinder!
December 2nd, 2005, at 2:01 pm #urmmmm wilko, that 1 was kinda poor…
December 2nd, 2005, at 2:47 pm #LOL my dad told me that one about the Shitzu, that did make me laugh! lol
December 2nd, 2005, at 9:03 pm #nice joke pal do u wanna meet
December 3rd, 2005, at 5:45 am #I love a man who can tell a good joke xx
December 3rd, 2005, at 5:46 am #yet your name is luke, are you gay?
December 3rd, 2005, at 9:13 am #Hey Faggot, do us all a favor and commit suicide.
December 4th, 2005, at 4:24 am #ManMakeFire
why, are you looking for a partner?
*raises hand and uses force powers to clench ManMakeFire’s balls*
who’s your daddy!
Billy
December 4th, 2005, at 5:31 am #do us a favor and stfu
OMFG STFU ur all n00ps… n that prick thinkin hes a 1337 jox0r…. OMFG… Luke sounds like GAY so stick ur dick in yo ass n shut up OMFG!!!!!!
Comit suicide… Fully Agreed….
December 4th, 2005, at 4:17 pm #Wow, and I thought we were in the 21st century!
December 4th, 2005, at 5:21 pm #Tell me ‘daBiatch,’ do you also hate black people?
Filthy bigot.
suck my big one
you jewish inhaler
December 4th, 2005, at 5:28 pm #FUCK YOU ALL DIRTY NIGGERS DICK SUCKING FAGGOTS DIE
December 4th, 2005, at 5:54 pm #i thought i saw your name on a loaf of hovis in asda the other day it said THICK CUT
December 4th, 2005, at 6:13 pm #I thought we were supposed to be responding to jokes!
Although I don’t like making assumptions, I’m thinking you’re mostly uneducated trailer trash yanks!
No wonder the world hates america. You wonder why you’re a target for terrorism, its not just that you’ve the worst leader ever but the most ignorant population.
Great joke Wilko!
December 4th, 2005, at 7:32 pm #Yeah all you yanks can suck my cock
December 4th, 2005, at 8:41 pm #YEAH!! SLAP THAT AMERICUNT!!
December 4th, 2005, at 8:44 pm #good joke
fuck is wrong with u white ppl
December 4th, 2005, at 8:46 pm #Are you single Darth Vader?
December 4th, 2005, at 9:18 pm #Its just thet you sound so big and strong and well you know…
What is a Cross Breed between a Bulldog and a Shitszu.
A Bull Shit!!
December 4th, 2005, at 9:20 pm #hilarious across the board from all the people posting here… - an australian
December 4th, 2005, at 9:39 pm #These jokes suck ass.. just like all the white ppl suck dick.. and their mom’s suck my dick.. hahaha I am jking.. white ppl are cool, so are black, and latino ppl
December 4th, 2005, at 10:50 pm #I like puppys
December 7th, 2005, at 8:29 am #I can’t believe how retarded some people are. We’ve got a bunch of people who couldn’t spell their way out of 3rd grade in here. Some of you guys need to realize that your balls will NEVER drop, so you might as well act like they have and stop typing like a fucking 10 year old. Jesus fucking christ. This post was meant to have jokes in it, not you fucks talking shit for no reason.
Q: What do you get when you cross a bunch of dumbfucks with a bunch of no-dicks?
December 10th, 2005, at 4:11 pm #A: Click here for answer
BROWN PEOPLE SMELL, AMERICANS SUCK LARGE PORTIONS OF HIPPO COCK, AND EUROPEAN WOMEN GOT HAIRY PITS-beast frm the middle east
December 18th, 2005, at 2:13 am #EY FUCK YOU BUDDY DONT DISS EURO WOMEN AND YES AMERICANS DO SUCK LARGE PORTIONS OF HIPPO COCK AND THEY ALL LOOK LIKE A BUCKET OF SMASHED ASSHOLES YOU ASSSHOLES!!-nonstop indiiski konop
December 18th, 2005, at 2:22 am #Not all “yanks” are trailer trash. Nor, are we all illiterate. I just happened upon this page by accident and I find it to be a waste of binary. Most of us don’t have time or interest in this sort of garbage. But, I guess the more challanged members of humanity need to have a place to vent and demonstrate their intelligence. Have at it folks. Stay here and leave the rest of cyberspace to those who can appreciate it’s power and beauty.
December 23rd, 2005, at 4:01 am #I LIKE MENS WILLYCUNTS!
February 16th, 2006, at 7:17 am #