Three elderly gentlemen from a local congregation…

Three elderly gentlemen from a local congregation were asked “When you’re in your casket, and friends and congregation members are mourning over you, what would you like them to say?”

Artie said: “I would like them to say I was wonderful husband, a fine spiritual leader, and a great family man.”

Eugene commented: “I would like them to say I was a wonderful teacher and servant of God who made a huge difference in peoples lives.”

Don said: “I’d like them to say, “Look, he’s moving!”